Christmas Card 2008 5

Christmas Card 2008 Five of Nine

Did you know that The Three Wisemen considered bringing The Baby Jesus such gifts as a PS2, a pork roast, a chia pet, the singing bass, a Clapper lamp, water skis, motivational tapes by Tony Robbins, and even a thong? Well, that's what Wayne Brady, Kathy Greenwood, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles said... but we all know The Three Wisemen brought Jesus frankincense, gold, and myrrh, and that's exactly what The Three Wisemunks bring as well (or actually, it's more like one wisemunk, one wiseass munk, and one impressionable munk).

I feel it necessary to try to keep some original spiritual aspect alive for the holiday, so no beefin'.